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The Happy Clown

from First Ever Shitty Demo by The Cotton Ponies

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lyrics

Today I went to lunch with my mom,
Didn't have a lot of cash so we went to McDonald's.
Saw him sitting over by the play place.
And fell in love with is painted face.
I could tell by the look she had in her eyes,
She knew what they said about guys with that shoe size.

Ronald McDonald fucked my mom
Now I get free fries whenever I want.
Ronald McDonald fucked my mom.
I hear he likes her palm.
Ronald McDonald fucked my mom.
But, he'll never be my pop.

After lunch she brought him home,
So they could make a Happy Meal of their own.
All night long they were in the sack.
It made me throw up by Big Mac.
After hearing them go at it all night,
I think I've lost my appetite.

Done with all of Ronald's lies,
I want me some Chicken Fries.
Went to Burger King, he was so mad.
Broke up with my mom, she was so sad.
'Til she looked up and saw a king,
Who she started fucking.

Ronald McDonald used to fuck my mom
Now I don't get free fries whenever I want.
Ronald McDonald used to fuck my mom.
Now he doesn't like anyone's palm. Yay!
Ronald McDonald used to fuck my mom
Now he'll never be my pop.

Cuz now my mom is fucking
The Burger King king!
I'm not quite sure,
But, I think that makes me royalty.
Cuz now my mom is fucking
The Burger King king!

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from First Ever Shitty Demo, released February 10, 2012
Lyrics - Abby, Tyler, Richard
Music - Abby, Matt, Tyler

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